40 year old virgin? No, but I am going to prom.

I'm 33 years old. When I was 18, I was kinda lame, a young punk with druggy friends. I didn't go to prom, and I've never felt that I'd missed anything. Well, this is the wifes' first semester as a high school teacher, so she is volunteering for EVERYTHING. So I'm going...to prom. I can't dance, I'm pretty out of shape, and I am a tiny little man. I expect to get lost at least three or four times, and I wont be able to see over the heads of all these modern teenagers, with all of the Crichtonesque dinosaur hormones being put in their food. The music is goin to suck, though that will be a lie (hearts to Avril, xoxox). I can't DRINK cause I'm a supposed to be a ROLE MODEL. Humm...what would Angel have done in this situation? Oh heh, yeah...turn into Angelus and start reaping. If only I weren't Zander.