Tuesday, March 27, 2007
40 year old virgin? No, but I am going to prom.
I'm 33 years old. When I was 18, I was kinda lame, a young punk with druggy friends. I didn't go to prom, and I've never felt that I'd missed anything. Well, this is the wifes' first semester as a high school teacher, so she is volunteering for EVERYTHING. So I'm going...to prom. I can't dance, I'm pretty out of shape, and I am a tiny little man. I expect to get lost at least three or four times, and I wont be able to see over the heads of all these modern teenagers, with all of the Crichtonesque dinosaur hormones being put in their food. The music is goin to suck, though that will be a lie (hearts to Avril, xoxox). I can't DRINK cause I'm a supposed to be a ROLE MODEL. Humm...what would Angel have done in this situation? Oh heh, yeah...turn into Angelus and start reaping. If only I weren't Zander.
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Man, I would love to go with you and stare at hussy'd up high school girls, ooh except you're with your wife. That probably wouldn't go over well.
NO SH*&! I A-D-O-R-E my wife. I think she is the sexiest honey alive, and she knows it, but lord if there isn't a little 15 year old geek inside of me thats going to absolutely gawk.
dood! We're there!
Whats the point of getting old if we can't be dirty old men?
i have a 6 year old daughter and you can bet that in 6 or 7 years i'm gonna voluteer to chaperone ~every~ school event! i know what i was doing back then, i also know that cheeks will ~not~ be doing the same! lol
you should totally go in retro-powder blue tux with ruffles. you could strut in to the theme of stayin' alive and be totally expecting to lay down a funky groove beat until some 250 lb jock destroys yuor ego by naking fun of you in front of the whole school... ...that would so rock.
But wouldn't he be able to suddenly summon movie nerd hulk strength?
He can get beat up before the dance, but at the dance, his resolve stiffens and the knocks out the gym coach bully with one punch.
yeah, I suspect that pokiman secretly has (what I can only describe as) Thrud type strenth.
and strength!
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